All three different cars owned by one man
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
And I realized that then you were perfect,
And my teeth ripping out of my head,
And it looked like a painting I once knew,
Back when my thoughts weren’t entirely intact
What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.
*When the acid kicks in when you’re trying to do something really important*
Switch tail butter pretzel 360 over a knuckle maybe???
This is ‘Alliance Is Rebellion’, a series of characters and vehicles from Star Wars imagined as traditional Northwest Coast Indian art by artist Scott Erickson. Cool!!
the oilers onesies are $100 what the fuck if I wanted to sleep with expensive disappointment I’d fuck one of the players
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
there are two ways to read this